““Flirting with Tyler Chase is a more dangerous crime than ever these days, and if you'd like to educate yourself, here are the reasons why: 1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts 2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth 3. Tyler Chase will spurn your advances, causing you fatal embarrassment 4. Queen Bee's Unicorn Posse will maim the promiscuity out of you””
