““You’re going about it all wrong, Brother. I’m going to give you some free, Coop ‘the Cooter King’ special advice. You need to make her see what she’s missing. Right now, she’s playing hard to get. You know… Working the power of the p**sy. She thinks she has you wrapped around her little finger. Make her see you aren’t her bitch.” “Did you just refer to yourself as the Cooter King? Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with you?””
