Quote by Harper Lee

“Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank.…

— Dave Barry

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

“So he said to young Sam: "if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard Animals (Lost)…

— Terry Pratchett

“Often the small rancher did not even own a bull. He let his cows roam the free range, profiting from the bulls owned by…

— Louis L'Amour

“A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a tour. As…

— Osho

“Jilly Beaton's a vicious cow. Inspectors love her, but she's a cow when they've gone." "Back home in Argentina," sniffed Isabella, "cows are very…

— Gabriella Poole

“Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie”

— Kirk Kardashian

“The ranch is yours from this minute. All I have to do is write my name when Mr. Pond brings the papers. I want…

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“Maybe the way he tried to corral me my entire junior year of high school like I was some wayward cow and he was…

— Christine Bell

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

“I’ve got a broken milking machine I can’t afford to fix, and I’ve already had to fire my farm hand! My wife had to…

— Stan Berenstain