Quote by H.L. Mencken Download Open image ““If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.”” — H.L. Mencken ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Once I ventured the guess that men worked in response to a vague inner urge for self-expression. But that was probably a shaky theory,… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
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