Dumb Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow

“Fair warning, Jet. I’m making you my business.”

— Kristen Ashley

I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.

— Tammara Webber

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you.

— Oprah Winfrey

I don't want to buy a jet plane. I don't want to live with an entourage.

— R. Madhavan

“Imagining Janet Albright, Matt Kensington's terrifying admin, and Max Ackerman, his limo driver, as a couple wasn't as unlikely a vision as he'd expected.…

— Joey W. Hill

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

— Louis C. K

I had always realized it was desirable to gear down the jet.

— Frank Whittle

I don't own a jet, but I rent jets in my spare time. That's the quickest and most comfortable.

— Justin Bieber

“When red wine has you nailed to the sofa and Glee is on TV,that would be a good time for a jet engine to…

— M.P. Thorp

Harvey Weinstein bought our film, and he's an animal. He's got us out there campaigning and everything because honestly it's a silent black-and-white film.

— Penelope Ann Miller

I'm flying everywhere in my private jet.

— Keith Morris