Dear god Quote by Georgina Guthrie

“I love how we can always pick up where we left off,”

— Georgina Guthrie

“The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD!”

— Georgina Guthrie

“The poster child for decorum was actually being sexually suggestive.”

— Georgina Guthrie

“Oh my God,” I said in a hushed voice. You have to speak quietly when you’re in that kind of room.”

— Georgina Guthrie

“You know what I love about you? You can go from cussing sailor to poet laureate in three seconds without batting an eyelash. It's…

— Georgina Guthrie

“Like anyone would fall in love that fast. It’s the whole clichéd love-at-first-sight bit, right?” Vince said. “So, you don’t believe in love at…

— Georgina Guthrie

“Daniel, take more tomatoes….Lycopene. It’s good for the prostate…”

— Georgina Guthrie

“I may have lost the academic plot, but my girly bits were definitely taking notes.”

— Georgina Guthrie

“I have seen a medicine That’s able to breathe life into a stone…”

— Georgina Guthrie

“I wish you and I weren’t so grossed out by each other. We could’ve been great.”

— Georgina Guthrie

“Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time;”

— Georgina Guthrie

“Nobody uses “whom” properly. How the hell was he able to do it when he was half wasted?”

— Georgina Guthrie