““Of course they’re going to make fun of you. They’re middle-school boys raised in a highly competitive, testosterone-fueled environment. That’s how they psych each other up.” “And you know this how?” “I watch the sportball on the television. Also I played peewee football when I was younger.” “You did play football!” He laughs. “Yeah, when I was like a quarter the size I am now. They had me as a running back.” “I don’t know what that means.” “It means I ran real fast.” “You? Move fast?” “I know. One of life’s great mysteries.””
