Bad Quote by Evel Knievel

At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, 'OK, this is something…

— Lana Parrilla

When kids run up to me and ask, 'What happened?' I just lean over and whisper, 'Cigarettes.' And once I was in a car…

— Nick Vujicic

“What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?”

— Vincent Staniforth

People who have witnessed all the years of me playing, they bring their kids and say, 'I used to see this guy when I…

— Dick Dale

“Kids are amazing. The first few months, they're just like these loaves of bread that shit. You're wondering what the hell you got yourself…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

I have so many things that I say to my kids, I just drive them crazy.

— Michael J. Fox

My mother ran the household. In grade school, I came home crying one day. She said, 'What's wrong?' and I said, 'This kid said…

— Buster Douglas

“School was finally out and I was standing on a picnic table in our backyard getting ready for a great summer vacation when my…

— Jack Gantos

I look down and see little kids in the audience and I'm like, "Oh man, I hope I'm not poisoning these kids!"

— DJ Quik

As a kid, I used to tell all these stories. I remember meeting a childhood friend, and we were talking. We remembered that I…

— Claire Messud

“Never in my life have I had a teacher tell me to be quiet because I was talking to somebody in class! It was…

— Sharon M. Draper

My kids get to see me every day.

— Frank Gore