“Was it the cubic zirconia he told you was a high-in diamond? Was it the fake investments he sucked thousands of your dollars into? Was it the identity theft, forgeries, no kids (has five not at home), clean police record (dirty), drug free (high as a kite), or his apparent inability to tell the truth? No...? Huh, it's only when he cheats on you and you catch him you feel betrayed??? What the H-E-double hockey sticks is that about?”