Humor Quote by Erin McCarthy Download Open image ““Twenty-five?" Shawn squawked, horrified. "Good Lord, he's a fetus!”” — Erin McCarthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Careful old-timer, your age is showing.” “Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!” She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five and you’re… — Anne Rainey Copy Share Image
“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Zack shook his head. "I am glad you aren't mine. You're going to be dead before you're forty." "No," rumbled my husband's soft deep… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“How old are you?” “Physiologically, I’m twenty-five. Chronologically, I’m…not.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over—at your age, too.” — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“No, Shawn, he did a lovely little choreographed number and tapped it out in Morse Code.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“- Goblin, that was a dumb stunt. - It sure was. Made me feel forty years younger.” — Glen Cook Copy Share Image
“I wanna have a Eureka moment,” he said, the way another kid might have expressed longing for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. She pressed… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Corbin wanted, quite simply, to die. He had wished for death many times over his long lifespan, but never as fervently as he did… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“If this were a musical, this would signal the start of a dance number. Angry girls sexy danse in unison around the bull pen.… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“If she had learned anything twenty-five years, it was that money wasn't worth much if you didn't have anyone to share it with.” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“This is really disturbing. I think I'm being scarred as we speak. It's like paranormal porn." Alexis did look a little pale. "Do you… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“I couldn't please everyone, there was no way to do that. But I could please myself. That was my conclusion, and I knew what… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Promise me if I don’t make you happy, you’ll toss me aside, no matter how much pressure I put on you. Because even though… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?" she asked him, indulging herself and letting her… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Who do you become when you've lost sight of who you are but the false you isn't one you can pretend to be anymore?” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
