Catholic education Quote by Emma Chase

“My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education.”

— Emma Chase

“Oh, they don't allow the Bible in Heaven, Miss Mary...It contains far too much sex and violence.”

— Bryan Talbot

“I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised.”

— Dean Koontz

“Brace yourself , Effie." "Jesus Ch-" A grunt cut off the swearing. Wrath poked his head out of the window and whispered , "You're…

— J.R. Ward

“To be frank, I find religion rather offensive.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. My lips hurt from pressing them together to muffle the scream. Sorry, baby Jesus. I shouldn’t be thinking about…

— Alice Ward

I do not believe profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.

— Dee Snider

“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you can go…

— Glen Duncan

“You know who else had a kid when she was a teenager? Holy fucking Mary, Mother of God! And that shit turned out fine,…

— Dagmara Dominczyk

“The Catholic schoolgirl in me was scandalized by the thought; I told her we’d been thrown out of Catholic school so she should shut…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ.”

— Thomas S. Monson

“Although my parents never attended church or mentioned Jesus except when they screamed at each other—and then they used his full name, 'Jesus Fucking…

— Augusten Burroughs