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“If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be.”

— Stephen Clarke

“Every man, deep down, knows he'a a piece of shit.”

— Valerie Solanas

“Who gives a shit what everyone thinks?” he said. I see now that this has long been some sort of mantra for him. I've…

— Tammara Webber

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just want you to know that most of the time, I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing. I just happen to…

— Jordan Krumbine

“What is it about him that makes you, like, totally lose your shit?”

— Megan McCafferty

“If we are all to them is a pile of shit, then let's be a shit all the way, shoulder to shoulder, because they're…

— José Saramago

“Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so…

— Jonathan Franzen

“I can shit anywhere, at any time. It’s one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.”

— Justin Halpern

“Time to shit or get off the pot.”

— Lee Child

“He thought of how when you went out and listened to what people said, you heard all kinds of things, people washing their dirty…

— James T. Farrell

“Stupid, infuriating, overgrown ass!” I hiss as I slam the back door behind me and stomp my foot for good measure. I’m home, I…

— Allana Kephart