Humor-irony Quote by Elle Aycart

“You get the benefit of the doubt because according to the Eternal Sun gossip committee, you’re good as gold. They better be right, or…

— Elle Aycart

“Max snorted. “Not a chance. Did you see his face when he found out you didn’t have shoes and were bleeding on my watch?…

— Elle Aycart

“You're such a bitch; I tell I love you and what do you do next? You drop me like a bad habit. Hasn't it…

— Elle Aycart

“You’re mine, and I will not give you up. Not today, not tomorrow, not fucking ever. You do not tell me what I deserve.…

— Elle Aycart

“We’re trying to figure women out,” he explained. “What, in your opinion, would be the best Valentine’s Day present ever?” “We’re easy to please,…

— Elle Aycart

“It doesn’t matter whether I can repair it or not. I want to be part of your life, and that also means the tough…

— Elle Aycart

“Falling in love is fucking hard on the knees, especially on the untried and unwilling ones.”

— Elle Aycart

“Max shook his head in dismay. “Man, she’s agreed to marry you, but you haven’t closed the deal yet. James may get away with…

— Elle Aycart

“Cole, this would work much smoother if you remove your hand from between my legs.” “Why? Are you gonna be talking with your pussy?”

— Elle Aycart

“You won’t lose me. There is nothing in this world that matters more to me than you. Absolutely nothing. You come first. Always. I…

— Elle Aycart

“I want the right to spend time with you, not only fuck you. I want the right to stay for breakfast. And I want…

— Elle Aycart

“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson…

— Elle Aycart