Ironic Quote by Elizabeth Wein

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

— Oscar Wilde

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

— Yogi Berra

I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits

— Mercedes McCambridge

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

— Anonymous

I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test.

— Paula Jones

Remember, any lie you are told, even deliberately, is often a more significant fact than a truth told in all sincerity.

— Halldór Laxness

I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse.

— Oscar Wilde

When the truth changes from your speaking, you know you have told the truth.

— Ray Blanton

I've told so many lies that you won't accept the truth, I've hurt you so many times now your heart is bulletproof

— Tank

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome It is a…

— Robert M. Pirsig

Saying the truth is never an easy thing to do. Its like a thorn that's stuck on you. But when you've finally said it,…

— Anonymous

It's funny when their are some people talks behind you but they don't know the truth.

— Mitch Alapan