Swimming Naked Quote by Elaine Dundy

Life is too short to not have oysters and champagne sometimes

— Christie Brinkley

“Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters?”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“The world is your oyster, they say, so fill it with pearls of semen.”

— Trebor Healey

“Our full stomachs make us more uncomfortable and breathless than we were on the morning’s climb. I begin to regret those last dozen oysters.”

— Suzanne Collins

“I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.”

— Nenia Campbell

“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”

— Mora Early

“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”

— Nenia Campbell

“This is a hell of dull talk... How about some of that champagne?”

— Ernest Hemingway

“Oyster, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails!”

— Ambrose Bierce

“Nonetheless, the oyster, could it fancy, should fancy its excremental equipment a hot item, for what other among Creation's crapping creatures can convert its…

— Tom Robbins

“Even a grain of sand united with an oyster can make a pearl.”

— Truth Devour

“He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating of oysters.”

— James VI & I