Bribery Quote by Eddie Griffin Download Open image “If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.” — Eddie Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bribery Congress Corruption Enough Good enough Ifs
Laws are a fine thing on paper, but painful when no bribery can ease their bind. — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
Politicians are expected to spend half their time talking to funders and to keep them happy. Given this context, it's not hard to see… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
It is a great mistake to suppose that bribery and corruption, although they may be very convenient for gratifying the ambition or the vanity… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Corruption is everywhere. It's not just in the Congress. Corruption is not just your prerogative or mine. — Kapil Sibal Copy Share Image
While there's always plenty of room for improvement, our government is actually quite effective and efficient. Our military and judicial systems and national parks… — Whitney Tilson Copy Share Image
I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The core of the concept of a bribe is an inducement improperly influencing the performance of a public function meant to be gratuitously exercised. — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
After my first 'One Night Stand' on HBO, I lost my focus. I was mad at the world. I would have meetings with directors… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't go to the running of the bulls because I don't like being chased by bulls. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Those series from the '70s and '80s with a studio audience are dead. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The devil is a fun character to play because he's everywhere and no where all the time. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only… — Michael Musto Copy Share Image
“What did “good government” really mean? Langlie and his brotherhood promised an end to political corruption. (There’s no evidence that Langlie ever even took… — Jeff Sharlet Copy Share Image
They have seized upon the government by bribery and corruption. They have made speculation and public robbery a science. They have loaded the nation,… — Denis Kearney Copy Share Image
It was the BJP that betrayed me when one of its members made the Rs 150-crore bribery allegation against me without evidence. — H. D. Kumaraswamy Copy Share Image
Rather than let their product compete fully and fairly in the marketplace, FalconStor resorted to bribery and graft to win important contracts in a… — Loretta Lynch Copy Share Image
Tis gold Which buys admittance--oft it doth--yea, and makes Diana's rangers false themselves, yield up This deer to th' stand o' th' stealer: and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
We meant to temporarily disable her," Ian said. "Just a drop. But Natalie slipped during air turbulence. Before we could warn your nose-ringed nanny,… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
Laws are a fine thing on paper, but painful when no bribery can ease their bind. — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
A government with all this mass of favours to give or to withhold, however free in name, wields a power of bribery scarcely surpassed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats. — Karin Tidbeck Copy Share Image
Petitions, not sweetened with gold, are but unsavory and oft refused; or, if received, are pocketed, not read. — Philip Massinger Copy Share Image
We need Democrats and Republicans in Congress to work together to fashion a very comprehensive pushback to Russia, not just the cyber-hacking, but their… — Adam Schiff Copy Share Image
