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“I ordered another. If this was going to be a fish-story, I needed stimulants. "On the liner going to New York I met a…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a…

— Lisa Mantchev

“His tiny, naked butt disappeared into the stream as he cried, "Wheeeee! Balls out!" I think that's a rugby reference," Bertie said. "But don't…

— Lisa Mantchev

“It can't be done, old thing. Sorry, but it's out of the question. I couldn't go through all that again." "Not for me?" "Not…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“When did he pass out lastnight?" Eric asked Myrna. "After he swallowed my banana and I forced him to consume my fluids.”

— Olivia Cunning

“Now, for the first time ever, a story had escaped his control. It had taken on a life of its own, and all the…

— Michael Ende

“Earl had let Bertie off the porch for some fresh grass and I didn't want Dr. Eustace to see her. She still looked as…

— Susan Juby

“What he had to tell them was a story”

— Daniel Quinn

“He looked like a thing broken loose from a bedtime story, something unreal ... The giant watched her from above with a bizarre contemplation,…

— R.J. Lawrence

“I recognize Eric for what he is: an Erudite disguised as a Dauntless, a genius as well as a sadist, a hunter of the…

— Veronica Roth

“I nearly laughed at the sight of his nostrils flaring up. I used to think that "flaring nostrils" was something that writers worked into…

— Hayden Thorne

“A visible shiver ran through Arthur. "Can you imagine letting him touch you? Be like kissing a snake that'd been dipped in snot." "Oh,…

— Cecilia Ryan