Social skills Quote by Denise Mina

“To me, the most autobiographical line was: ‘My make-up may be flaking but my smile still stays on.’ That was true. No matter how…

— Jim Hutton

“This woman always made Freddie feel as if he were being disemboweled by some clumsy amateur.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“My first thought isn't that I'm gay or that Freddie is a boy or that he's one of my best friends. His lips are…

— Julie Murphy

“Lord Emsworth could conceive of no way in which Freddie could be of value to a dog-biscuit firm, except possibly as a taster.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I always want to tell him everything. But instead I said, “What’s your advice, Horn - meister?” And he started doing pretend beard stroking…

— Louise Rennison

“I’m a horny guy who just found out this sexy man wanted to be my sub. He was just lucky I didn’t bring the…

— James Cox

“I've never thought Mr. Nelson had much use for me since I wasn't an athlete. He probably considered me a failure to the male…

— Katie Ashley

“His talking voice was amazing, but his singing was like honey ands smoke had hooked up in the back of a van at a…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“So, to put it perfectly frankly, I was horny. I was horny and Paine was attractive and charming and he had this tiny little…

— Jessica Gadziala

“Well, what’s the point of being a rock star if I can’t bang the groupies?” Rolling my eyes, I found myself muttering, “I thought…

— S.C. Stephens

“The King of Hollywood spends the next thirty minutes making me come with his mouth and then fucking me from behind like I’m a…

— Samantha Towle

“There were no horns sticking out of his head or third eye in between his two gorgeous blue ones. There were only the most…

— L.J. Kentowski