Disaster Quote by Delia Smith

I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Bob Monkhouse

You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut up.

— Bill Richardson

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Carol Siskind

Hell's Kitchen is open 24/7, and I'm cooking on the stove all day.

— Enzo Amore

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

— Sam Levenson

“You're baking?" "Yes." "It's almost midnight." "I specialize in late-night kitchen disasters.”

— Jenna Evans Welch

You have to be disciplined about being in the kitchen.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

Hope you all remembered to set your clocks forward although what does it matter since we will lose everything to time eventually.

— Anonymous

Everything happens in the kitchen. Life happens in the kitchen.

— Andrew Zimmern

If you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen...

— Ms Kee

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Joan Rivers