Quote by David Nicholls

“Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all— and when you mention it to the…

— J.D. Salinger

“The trouble with girls is, if they like a boy, no matter how big a bastard he is, they'll say he has an inferiority…

— J.D. Salinger

“He's not a total idiot. In fact, he has a good head on his shoulders. He thinks like a woman, most of the time.”

— Robert Jordan

“See, this is the other side of the coin. This is a girl's downfall. The guy goes soft in the head and starts talking…

— Tim Tharp

“That traitorous bastard. The idiot who thinks he's won himself a pretty girl. He has no idea who she is. No idea what she'd…

— Tahereh Mafi

“He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. "Girls with balls" were good. Women with an actual mind of…

— Warren Ellis

“One of them is that a bastard is always a bastard and if I can hurt a bastard by digging up shit about him,…

— Stieg Larsson

“The boy hates chicks, right? Let’s go give him a good reason to.”

— Michael Grant

“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.”

— Amy Kinzer

“You raise boys to reject everything feminine then get mad when they become men who hate women.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“I've been told that I don't like women. I do like women. I think chicks are cool. I've been told that men don't like…

— Martin Amis

“Boys are stupid and girls are trouble.” Truer words were never spoken.”

— Michelle Hodkin