Quote by David Mitchell Download Open image ““Men of your age don't bounce. They splat.”” — David Mitchell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Yeah, I'm over forty, flighty, and fluffy- I'd say I'm not ideal bouncer material.” — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I don’t have a lot of time for men in my life right now. Maybe I will when I’m older. Like 61. "Scared Hitless” — Carolyn Anderson-Jones Copy Share Image
“It is better to have bounced and bumped than never to have bounced at all. ” — Doreen Cronin Copy Share Image
“I don’t get hit that often. If they swing, I move. It’s not that hard” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I've never hit a man before, and I have to say I'm pleased with my success.” — Rebecca Hahn Copy Share Image
“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“He’d never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I hear you laughing, and yes you are taller than me, better looking than me, you are fitter than me, your body rippling with… — J.W. Murison Copy Share Image
“In the next room a freckly girl Julia's age sat in a wheelchair. One of her legs wasn't there. She'd probably love to have… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“... Ethical cyberexplorers are responsible, yeah? We are friendly ghosts in the machine, not poltergeists or hooligans. We are a growing breed. Over sixty-five… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I succumbed. Late-fifteenth-century verb, Old French succomber or Latin succumbere, but a basic necessity of the human condition, especially mine.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The second tunnel’s a Ministry of Defence tunnel...dug for a nuclear bomb shelter. The entrance is in the garden center at Woolworth’s in Great… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
War's an auction where whoever can pay the most in damage and still be standing wins. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
The human world is made of stories, not people. The people the stories use to tell themselves are not to be blamed — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
So little is actually worthy of belief or disbelief. Better to strive to coexist than seek to disapprove . . . — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I elbowed my way into the grubby café, bought a pie that tasted of shoe polish and a pot of tea with cork crumbs… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
