Quote by David Gordon
““When people ask what I do, I say: “I’m a teacher.” or: “I proofread legal documents.” or: “I hand out jalapeño humus dip at Trader Joe’s.” I say, to myself, mostly: “I’m alive, motherfucker. What else do you want?" ””
![“[So, what do you do?] I never enjoyed answering this cocktail question because it reflects an epidemic I was long part of: job descriptions as self-descriptions. If someone asks me now and is anything but absolutely sincere, I explain my lifestyle of mysterious means simply. I'm a drug dealer.” quote by Timothy Ferriss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/388/timothy-ferriss-973_job-description_so-what-do-you-do-i-never-enjoyed-answer_332636.jpg)
