Quote by David Arquette

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

— Steve Martin

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

— Tucker Max

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me…

— Dave Haywood

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Once, Dad had too much beer and had to be carried home.

— Karan Kapoor

Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.

— Anonymous

My earliest memory from childhood is of fishing with my father. And I remember vividly we were in a store, and we were buying…

— David Suzuki

My earliest childhood memories are of my dad putting a basketball in my hand and playing with me in our backyard.

— Jamal Crawford

The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries.…

— George Mackay Brown

I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I remember it…

— Seth Rogen

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

— Jack London

One of my earliest childhood memories is my father taking me in the evening to Samena Swim & Recreation Club in Bellevue.

— Carrie Brownstein