Humor Quote by Danial Shamsi

“And I suppose you’re going to sit beside me every single class?” “I don’t know. You seem like an angry student. I’m not sure…

— K A Tucker

“You don't need a minute. I can educate you in seconds flat. I'm a man. Not only am I man, but a gay man.…

— S.J.D. Peterson

“Class is mostly a way to find something in myself I didn't know was there. Learning doesn't fill me up so much as opens…

— Charlie Quimby

“We're only three class sessions in and I'm already behind? And to hear it from him? This buttoned-up Bible-thumper I can't get out of…

— Christina Lauren

“Say something cheesy now and that was it, you were the class suck-up, say something clever and you were the smart-ass, say something stupid…

— Charles Benoit

“I realized I was a teacher when I felt warm during class and got up to open the door. Later on there was noise…

— David Sedaris

“When I realized that I was spending too long staring at his jean-clad rear end while he walked out to the student parking lot…

— Reece Evhans

“The other instructors, even his mother, laughed at him for making work harder for himself and not teaching the workbook. But his students were…

— Lisa Ko

“look under my desk and all around the classroom and”

— Kaz Campbell

“The class laughed. I can tell the difference between people making fun of us and people being nice to us.”

— Sharon M Draper

“But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect!” “Okay,”

— James Patterson

“When my teacher woke me up, I stared into her face, terrified she'd know about the bad thing I'd just been doing. But then…

— Jill Hathaway