Quote by Damon Wayans

Hey its good for the colon......ruffage for the colon. -Si

— Duck Dynasty

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.

— Travis Barker

“Screwed up intestinal tracts is only the beginning of extreme bodily damage caused by hardcore anal acts. Many women experience other medical maladies such…

— Shelley Lubben

“Following my accident, I plumped up like a freshly roasted wiener, my skin cracking to accommodate the expanding meat. The doctors, with their hungry…

— Andrew Davidson

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery…

— Kirstie Alley

There cannot always be fresh fields of conquest by the knife; there must be portions of the human frame that will ever remain sacred…

— John Eric Erichsen

“I think it is effective to constrict your anus 100 times, dent your navel 100 times in succession everyday. You can do so at…

— Hiroyuki Nishigaki

Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked.

— Julie Gerberding

So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain

— El-P

Intersectionality may well sound like some unfortunate bowel complaint resulting in copious use of a colostomy bag, and indeed it does contain a large…

— Julie Burchill

The longer I live, the more I am convinced that the apothecary is of more importance than Seneca; and that half the unhappiness in…

— Sydney Smith

Circumcision , that's all I've ever talked about.

— Jacques Derrida