Donkey Quote by Ciji Ware

“Well your horse wound up being a donkey. Time to put his ass where it belongs—outside.”

— Corinne Michaels

“The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap.”

— Ilona Andrews

“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.”

— John Green

“One of the biggest problems I see when working with folks and their horses is that the vast majority of people have been trained…

— Mark Rashid

“If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”

— Sam Pink

“You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. “Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding a mutant…

— Ilona Andrews

“Where you look you follow so never look back and never look down. This quote is especially useful if you happen to be riding…

— Anonymous

“You’re not in the business of breaking stallions.”

— Phil Torcivia

“Good hips. Breed like cow, strong like bull, dumb like ox. Hitch to plow when horse dies.”

— Mercedes Lackey

“I rode out of the stables on top of an eight-foot-tall donkey that looked like she had robbed a Holstein cow and was now…

— Ilona Andrews

“Stallions obey mares.”

— Katherine Arden

“Don't kick the horse's mouth that feeds you.”

— Ryan Fowler