Humor Quote by Christopher Earle

“It's like a life--so quickly when we don't watch it and so slowly when we do.”

— John Steinbeck

“Life is just like a movie, except it does not have background music, but you cannot see it in media.”

— Abrar Ahmed chowdhury

“TV families and your own are hard to tell apart, except your isn't interrupted every six minutes by commercials and theirs don't get bogged…

— John Updike

“Life moves so fast that I can easily forget they have happened to me unless I take time to record them.”

— Joyce Rupp

“Somehow, television made behavior that you would go out of your way to avoid in real life into something fascinating.”

— Jean Thompson

“If you have time to watch TV, you have time to work on your dreams and change your life”

— Bruce Van Horn

“If TiVo had interviewed customers about how they program their VCRs, they might have gotten feedback that drove them to simplify the programming controls…

— Cindy Alvarez

“For once I am living my life rather than watching it pass in review.”

— Lee Smith

“Life is a story just waiting to be told.”

— Emily-Jane Hills Orford

“Recording life is a poor substitute for living it.”

— Eric Weiner

“I like knowing one story and having everyone else know another. That's why those tapes we made are going to be so great one…

— John Green

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.

— Anonymous