Quote by Chopper

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

— Yakov Smirnoff

I'm from Texas, we fry everything.

— Selena

I've definitely seen that Texas is certainly a right-wing area politically. I think if you talk to the average Texan, some people may still…

— Jesse Metcalfe

And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

— Hunter S. Thompson

Since 2006, we have surpassed Alaska, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and California in oil production to become the second largest oil-producing state in the nation, trailing…

— John Hoeven

When the price of oil goes up, the entire Texas economy takes a deep breath. Millionaires blossom like rain lilies. News races through the…

— Lawrence Wright

Texas is made for trade.

— Kevin Brady

There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much…

— David Letterman

I'm pretty confusing. But I do have an oil rig in my back yard.

— Amber Heard

The Porter Ranch situation is the BP oil spill on land.

— Erin Brockovich

We're either going to be dependent on dirty oil from the Gulf or dirty oil from Canada.

— Hillary Clinton

Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be…

— Mercedes McCambridge