Creativity Quote by Chila Woychik

“I'll rip the fucking asshole's dick off and stuff it down his douche-bag throat. Take my whip and cornhole the bastard peckerheaded fuckwad till…

— Cherise Sinclair

“There's the man with his cart who sold me rolls sprinkled with thyme and sesame every morning and then saluted me like a soldier.”

— Diana Abu-Jaber

I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard

— Bad Boys 2

“...and since, human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to…

— Flaubert Gustave

“I'm greedy for a second serving of those words. I want a dessert of those words, a soup, a salad. I wanted to salt…

— Alice Randall

“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're…

— Jack Gray

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“Probably when people hear our national anthem they think of me. A real American hero.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I still don’t have a turkey, Mason. It slid across the floor of the Piggly Wiggly and knocked over a tower of canned sweet…

— Denise Grover Swank

“Every now and then one stands up and orates at length to the unfortunate crowd, after which he bows to their scattered applause. Personally,…

— Cat Hellisen

“I was usually hungry enough to eat what I was given without comment, but if the Earl served boiled tongue or calves' foot jelly,…

— Alyxandra Harvey

I end every speech the night before a game with, 'Now, let's go get a snack.'

— Rex Ryan