Done Quote by Charles Portis

What have you done when you have bested a fool?

— Charles Portis

I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent…

— Ernest Hemingway

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

— Aaron Sorkin

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

— Winston Churchill

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant…

— Frederick Exley

“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.”

— Ernest Hemingway

Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

— Eugene O'Neill

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson

I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding.…

— Josh Blue

“You ate something that disagreed with you last night, didn't you?' I said, by way of giving him a chance to slide out of…

— P.G. Wodehouse