Zoolander Quotes

16 quotes by 4 authors

Robert Kraft, a modern day Zoolander. — Joe Buck
Zoolander was more of my own sensibility. — Ben Stiller
He is so a blonde....hahahaha — Ariana
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.… — Zoolander
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.… — Zoolander
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could… — Zoolander
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander

Who Wrote These Zoolander Quotes

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