Zombie Apocalypse Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system. — Elon Musk
Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century. — St. Sukie de la Croix
There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the… — Amity Shlaes
I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd walk outside at… — Edgar Wright
A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation. — Danai Gurira
I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food. — Jenna Fischer
In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen. — Chandler Riggs
My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds… — Graham Parke
The great Zombie Apocalypse has begun, are you fighting? Or are you even now, ambling along among them? If it is the former, I applaud… — Eric Nickel
7 plus Billion Human Beings....The Era of Ultimate Connection, yet no real connections at all....The True Trilogy of Terror has begun.....Fear, Sloth, and Technology, conspiring… — Eric Nickel
When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's Thriller, while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood. — Kendrick Cole
You're the one I want running beside me during the zombie apocalypse. — Cheyenne
I'm stoned focus for the Zombie Apocalypse or any unexpected red alert because I'm condfident — C-DASH
Teacher: What would you do in the situation there was ever to be a zombie apocalypse? TYPICAL STUDENT: Well I'd grab all my food and… — Silver Lining
Keep pissing me off once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted zombie or not! — Unknowen
Can't wait for a zombie apocalypse xD — Moody

Who Wrote These Zombie Apocalypse Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Zombie Apocalypse Quotes as follows: