Zippers Quotes

27 quotes by 27 authors

• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
• Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? — Thomas Hobbes
• I'm not doing it to pander to people. I just always knew what I liked versus what I don't like. I never liked things with… — Zooey Deschanel
• Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and… — Tom Robbins
• Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer — Sarah Kay
• Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. — Cynthia Lewis
• I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to… — Eric Stoltz
• The stuff of life turned out to be not a quivering, glowing, wondrous gel but a contraption of tiny jigs, springs, hinges, rods, sheets, magnets,… — Steven Pinker
• I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt… — Simon Armitage
• If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. — Alice Cooper
• I'll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I'll split your wig and… — Curtis Jackson
• The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the… — Paul Stanley
• Ill buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or Ill find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper,… — Theophilus London
• The wrap dress is the most traditional form of dressing: It's like a robe, it's like a kimono, it's like a toga. It doesn't have… — Diane von Furstenberg
• I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.… — Emo Philips
• The Savage interrupted him. "But isn't it natural to feel there's a God?" "You might as well ask if it's natural to do up one's… — Aldous Huxley
• The zipper opened all the way down our spines. — Jeffrey Eugenides
• The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. — Kurt Vonnegut
• You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not… — Julie James
• I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? — Mae West

Who Wrote These Zippers Quotes

27 authors contributed a total of 27 Zippers Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 1 Zippers Quote by Eric Stoltz
• 1 Zippers Quote by Simon Armitage
• 1 Zippers Quote by Alice Cooper
• 1 Zippers Quote by Paul Stanley
• 1 Zippers Quote by Theophilus London
• 1 Zippers Quote by Emo Philips
• 1 Zippers Quote by Jeffrey Eugenides
• 1 Zippers Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
• 1 Zippers Quote by Julie James
• 1 Zippers Quote by Mae West
• 1 Zippers Quote by Karen Marie Moning
• 1 Zippers Quote by Ray Bradbury
• 1 Zippers Quote by Zooey Deschanel
• 1 Zippers Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Zippers Quote by Steven Pinker
• 1 Zippers Quote by Curtis Jackson
• 1 Zippers Quote by Diane von Furstenberg
• 1 Zippers Quote by Aldous Huxley
• 1 Zippers Quote by Laini Taylor
• 1 Zippers Quote by Erma Bombeck
• 1 Zippers Quote by Lapo Elkann
• 1 Zippers Quote by Gabe Saporta
• 1 Zippers Quote by Kris Jenner
• 1 Zippers Quote by George Burns
• 1 Zippers Quote by Thomas Hobbes