Zebras Quotes

37 quotes by 33 authors

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad… — Shel Silverstein
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. — Steven Wright
My capacity for invention is flash hot stark, I thought. Sucker sunshade. Disembodied radar-reconnaissance. Not to mention Bitter Chocolate Death and Killer Zebras. Pity about… — Robin McKinley
I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to.… — Laurie Halse Anderson
I suddenly realized. The zebra. It is not something outside of us. The zebra is something inside of us. Our fears. Our own self-destructive nature.… — Garth Stein
I can give or take elephants; I never can find the cheetah-but the zebras captivate me. They'd be one of the few things that would… — Jodi Picoult
Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that… — Garth Stein
Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me. — Jodi Picoult
There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now… — Alain Robbe-Grillet
One wants to move through life with elegance and grace, blossoming infrequently but with exquisite taste, and perfect timing, like a rare bloom, a zebra… — Tony Kushner
Ria snorted. â€œLeoâ€™s pride rarely leaves the plains. What are they supposed to mate? The zebras? — Lora Leigh
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan
I could sit and watch nature documentaries with Jenks and the kids the rest of the night if I wanted. And trust me, watching a… — Kim Harrison
Theta crashed next to them on the thick zebra-skin rug. â€œIâ€™m embalmed.â€ â€œPotted and splificated?â€ â€œOssified to the gills. Time for night-night. — Libba Bray
My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlights I looked like a neon zebra, shaking rain off her stripes — Fiona Apple
Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and men are the lions, and the Internet is one big… — Chris Zelek
Don't mess with the zebras!!! — Crystal

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