Zaphod Quotes

11 quotes by 2 authors

• Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch. — Douglas Adams
• You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox,… — Douglas Adams
• Was there a reason behind it? There would be no point in asking Zaphod, he never appeared to have a reason for anything he did… — Douglas Adams
• But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a gnab gib." A… — Douglas Adams
• The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?' 'Huh?' said… — Douglas Adams
• Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up. — Douglas Adams
• Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. — Eoin Colfer
• As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder… — Eoin Colfer
• Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it. — Douglas Adams
• Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of valor, so was cowardice is the… — Douglas Adams
• Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds. — Douglas Adams

Who Wrote These Zaphod Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 11 Zaphod Quotes as follows:

• 9 Zaphod Quotes by Douglas Adams
• 2 Zaphod Quotes by Eoin Colfer