Your Zipper Quotes

5 quotes by 5 authors

• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
• Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and… — Tom Robbins
• Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. — Cynthia Lewis
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. — Leo Rosenberg
• If its not your zipper, it's not your problem. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Your Zipper Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Your Zipper Quotes as follows:

• 1 Your Zipper Quote by George Burns
• 1 Your Zipper Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Your Zipper Quote by Cynthia Lewis
• 1 Your Zipper Quote by Leo Rosenberg
• 1 Your Zipper Quote by Nikhil Saluja