Your Wallet Quotes

41 quotes by 37 authors

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter.… — Ronald Reagan
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky... — Mitch Hedberg
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber
Take the money in your wallet and invest it in your mind. And in return, your mind will fill up your wallet! — Benjamin Franklin
Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich. — Robert Kiyosaki
We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your… — George Galloway
A bad investment is going for quantity over quality. If you're trying to be careful with your wallet, especially with the economy right now, you… — Christian Siriano
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had. — Michael Crichton
Even if you have nothing in your wallet, nothing can keep you from having a great summer. You can listen to crickets sing you to… — Regina Brett
Is it any more moral to dilute the value of the purchasing power of the money you hold in your wallet than it is for… — Ron Paul
'Reform' is a word you always aughta' watch out for. 'Reform' is a change that you're supposed to like. And watch it - As soon… — Noam Chomsky
So carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. You may still falter or fail, but… — Anna Quindlen
Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap! — Camryn Manheim
I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance! — Sarge
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures. — Caroline Knapp
How does it feel? I feels exactly like one of those dreams in which you suddenly realize that you have to take a test you… — Audrey Niffenegger
Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the… — Tom Waits
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did… — Catherine Ryan Hyde

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