Your Underwear Quotes

26 quotes by 26 authors

When I sit down to write, which is the essential moment in my life, I am completely alone. Whenever I write a book, I accumulate… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is. — Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeksâ€”saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! — Patricia Heaton
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because… — Jack Handey
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam… — Al Goldstein
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction… — Marc Andreessen
I'm always very careful to make the distinction between music criticism and music journalism. A lot of people don't. But criticism doesn't require reporting. You… — Michael Azerrad
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett
I swear, I wanna be your underwear. — Bryan Adams
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the… — David Letterman
No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear… — Bohumil Hrabal
Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?"… — Kim Harrison
You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is… — Edward de Bono
Like the morning you walked out of that old house, when you were eighteen and I was, well, I had just turned nineteen, hadn't I?… — Michael Cunningham
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not… — Marian Keyes
What took you so long?â€ Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. â€œI stopped to donate all your… — Rachel Vincent
Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear. — Cassandra Clare
Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was… — Charles Bukowski
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear. — Heather McDonald
That awkward moment when you try to put on your underwear, and your foot gets caught, and you almost fall over. — Orebela Gbenga

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