Your Uncle Quotes

24 quotes by 22 authors

• You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very… — Dusty Baker
• Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie
• ...Senate Doc. # 259. The 65th congress(:)...The coal companies made between 100% and 7,856% on their capital stock during the war (to end all wars,… — Smedley Butler
• ...The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits. — Smedley Butler
• Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father… — Art Buchwald
• Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up… — Richard Dreyfuss
• I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their… — Carol Rifka Brunt
• If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of… — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater. — Rick Riordan
• You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your uncle George was… — Charles Dickens
• Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous,… — Richelle Mead
• That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of us. "You didn't… — Janet Evanovich
• Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us… — Janet Evanovich
• Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested — Darynda Jones
• Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to get off your… — Maria V. Snyder
• My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle… — Raymond E. Feist
• He isn’t so much flirting,” Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.” “Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He… — Ilona Andrews
• Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I… — Stephen Chbosky
• Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king."… — Tom Stoppard
• Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. — Love Actually

Who Wrote These Your Uncle Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 24 Your Uncle Quotes as follows:

• 2 Your Uncle Quotes by Smedley Butler
• 2 Your Uncle Quotes by Janet Evanovich
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Stephen Chbosky
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Tom Stoppard
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Love Actually
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Alec Guinness
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Eugene Nathaniel Butler
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Camron
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by John Lewis
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Dusty Baker
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Alvah Bessie
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Art Buchwald
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Richard Dreyfuss
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Carol Rifka Brunt
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Charles Dickens
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Richelle Mead
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Darynda Jones
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Maria V. Snyder
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Raymond E. Feist
• 1 Your Uncle Quote by Ilona Andrews