Your Uncle Quotes
24 quotes by 22 authors
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You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very…
— Dusty Baker
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
— Alvah Bessie
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...Senate Doc. # 259. The 65th congress(:)...The coal companies made between 100% and 7,856% on their capital stock during the war (to end all wars,…
— Smedley Butler
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...The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits.
— Smedley Butler
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Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father…
— Art Buchwald
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Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up…
— Richard Dreyfuss
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I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their…
— Carol Rifka Brunt
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If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater.
— Rick Riordan
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You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your uncle George was…
— Charles Dickens
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Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,†she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous,…
— Richelle Mead
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That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of us. "You didn't…
— Janet Evanovich
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Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us…
— Janet Evanovich
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Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?†“He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested
— Darynda Jones
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Do you really want to know why you lost?†I asked. “Do you really have an answer?†he countered. “You need to get off your…
— Maria V. Snyder
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My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle…
— Raymond E. Feist
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He isn’t so much flirting,†Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.†“Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He…
— Ilona Andrews
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Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I…
— Stephen Chbosky
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Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king."…
— Tom Stoppard
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Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
— Love Actually
Who Wrote These Your Uncle Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 24 Your Uncle Quotes as follows: