Your Stupid Quotes

45 quotes by 43 authors

I am infected with your stupidity. — Ryan Dunn
Now suppose both death and hell were utterly defeated.Â Suppose the fight was fixed.Â Suppose God took you on a crystal ball trip into your… — Peter Kreeft
If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of… — Jeremy Clarkson
....and your stupid camel mask... — Dean Ambrose
Do not blame God for your stupid decisions. — Laura Schlessinger
I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am… — Dylan Moran
It is better just to get on with the business of living and minding your own business and maybe, if God likes the way you… — Bryce Courtenay
Great God! What have I turned into? What right have you people to clutter up my life, steal my time, probe my soul, suckle my… — Henry Miller
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room… — Chuck Palahniuk
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...you give them a piece of you. They don't ask… — Neil Gaiman
Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body! — P. C. Cast
I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You've had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you've known… — Margaret Mitchell
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment â€“ you just chew it to give yourself… — Russell Brand
Shutup,Caine," Edilio said in a voice so soft it was almost a whisper. Anger, a dangerous anger, flared in Caine. "Who are you to talk… — Michael Grant
Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does he get extra… — Rick Riordan
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and… — Neil Gaiman
Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou. — Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
I always call and whisper your name even though Im so tired of your stupid game. When I need you, are you there? And when… — Superman
I always call and whisper your name even though Im so tired of your stupid game. When I needed you most you weren't even there..… — Michael Nodo
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isnt it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and… — Rachel Copeland

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