Your Shirt Quotes

58 quotes by 53 authors

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound… — Robert Breault
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And… — Rich Hall
Put a knife in your shirt, get close to an Israeli occupier and stab him. — Hassan Nasrallah
As long as you enjoy investing, you'll be willing to do the homework and stay in the game. That's why I try to make the… — Jim Cramer
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did… — Ron Livingston
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi
Do not rush into a business just because you have the capital. You'd lose your shirt if you jump into it recklessly. Do your homework… — Andrew Tan
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not… — Steve Schirripa
I always tell Cristiano before training, 'If you do stepovers on me, I will break your legs and rip up your shirt.' I have no… — Patrice Evra
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your… — Ian Shoales
I remember the time when I met my first girlfriend. It was raining and I was walking, and all of a sudden this girl put… — Yunho
I'm sure every film it's going to be like, 'Okay, this is the scene where your shirt gets ripped off.' I'll never be able to… — Alex Meraz
Acting is bad acting if the actor himself gets emotional in the act of making the audience cry. The object is to make the audience… — Rex Harrison
To me the work is so much more interesting, the parts that don't require you just to take your shirt off. — Morris Chestnut
You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off. — Jared Leto
It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs… — Chaske Spencer

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