Your Momma Quotes

15 quotes by 15 authors

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole
Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. — Erk Russell
Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma. — Paul Vixie
Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, — Chris Kyle
The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible things happen in… — Stephen King
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into… — Steve Harvey
Hey,â€ the other said, coming to life. â€œYouâ€™re supposed to be in jail.â€ Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on the wooden handle,… — Kim Harrison
Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday. You just go to LIV after church on Sunday. Oh Lord, oh Lord we're not… — Drake
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Aww
Yeah The other night I met this hot country momma She was lookin fine I was thinkin oooh yeah I wanna Take her home Make… — Kevin Flower
Nigga ask your momma, ima motherfuckin player, if I see your girlfriend starin ima take her, thats word to my cousin up in oakland with… — Pac Div
Our song is the slammin' screen door, sneaking out late tapping on your window and when we're on the phone and you talk real slow… — Taylor Swift
If you full of drama tell it to your momma — Daneara
Your momma made you and your momma can break you. — Greg Thomas

Who Wrote These Your Momma Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 15 Your Momma Quotes as follows: