Your Momma Quotes
15 quotes by 15 authors
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Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.
— J. Cole
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Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.
— Erk Russell
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Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.
— Paul Vixie
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Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems,
— Chris Kyle
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The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible things happen in…
— Stephen King
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Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
— Chubby Checker
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into…
— Steve Harvey
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Hey,†the other said, coming to life. “You’re supposed to be in jail.†Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on the wooden handle,…
— Kim Harrison
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Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday. You just go to LIV after church on Sunday. Oh Lord, oh Lord we're not…
— Drake
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Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like…
— Aww
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Yeah The other night I met this hot country momma She was lookin fine I was thinkin oooh yeah I wanna Take her home Make…
— Kevin Flower
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Nigga ask your momma, ima motherfuckin player, if I see your girlfriend starin ima take her, thats word to my cousin up in oakland with…
— Pac Div
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Our song is the slammin' screen door, sneaking out late tapping on your window and when we're on the phone and you talk real slow…
— Taylor Swift
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If you full of drama tell it to your momma
— Daneara
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Your momma made you and your momma can break you.
— Greg Thomas
Who Wrote These Your Momma Quotes
15 authors contributed a total of 15 Your Momma Quotes as follows: