Your Mama Quotes

38 quotes by 36 authors

I don't know what my label is. I just think of myself as a plain forward. I like to think I have some finesse to… — Karl Malone
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense — Lucille Clifton
Remember what your mama told you about honey and vinegar: Be nice, and youâ€™ll catch more flies, if nothing else. — Cassandra King
You are responsible for your life. It doesn't matter what your Mama did. It doesn't matter what your Daddy didn't do. You are responsible for… — Oprah Winfrey
I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of… — NeNe Leakes
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. — Frank Zappa
I know your mama she don't like me, cause I play in a rock and roll band. — Bruce Springsteen
My guitar wants to kill your mama. — Frank Zappa
You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. — Paula Deen
When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens… — Katherine Dunn
He never said "Don't tell your mama." He never had to say it. I did not know how to tell anyone what I felt, what… — Dorothy Allison
Your mama-akra sent that to you, akri, to hurt the heathen-god. Now itâ€™s Dimonique time. The Simi canâ€™t be bothered we no Greek god messing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Unca Jay!" "How's it going Claire?" She giggled. "Qwil aaaaawl wet now." "I can see that. Where's your mama?" "Gone, gone, gone," Claire sang. "Cwaire… — Stephenie Meyer
I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old. — Charlaine Harris
Rudy handed it back. "Speaking of which, I think we're both slightly in for it when we get home. You especially." "Why me?" "You know-… — Markus Zusak
Kids would never care about going to school unless your mama and daddy instilled into your head and explained to you that you need this… — Trick Daddy
No wonder why many people wish to stay forever young, because when you are young you don't care about the world and it problems since… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Don't invest your life on what your parents have worked for.learn to work for your life. never call your mama when things go wrong learn… — Elton Sibiya
People who feel the need to announce everything in their life like we give a rat's ass.... stop because I assure you know one gives… — Moi
Your mama so fat dora cant explore her — Slowly_fading

Who Wrote These Your Mama Quotes

36 authors contributed a total of 38 Your Mama Quotes, led by these top contributors: