Your Jokes Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. — Jo Brand
Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And… — Donald O'Connor
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So… — Rob Corddry
Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or… — Mel Brooks
In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really… — John Oliver
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. — Seth Meyers
We humans are not born alone; joining and being active in a club whose members share your passion for ideas and get your jokes is… — Richard Lederer
So make your jokes, go for broke, blow your smoke your not alone.. but whos laughing now — Jessie J
Not all women are going to find your jokes funny. And your personality is not going to work with all women. If you are quiet… — Superman
A friend is a person who cares about you,will forgive you when you make mistakes,will laugh at your jokes,Who has a smile to cheer you… — Melchor Lim
Obviously,You can't forget what you put on to your skin.Scars well remain there within time. They will fade,But you'll bring more onto your skin if… — Jasmine
When your time is GOOD Then your mistakes are taken as jokes But when your time is BAD then even your jokes are noticed as… — Sheetal Soni
A True friend.. laughs at your jokes even how crappy they are always there in rough times understands everything that you do loves you unconditionally… — Christine Mae Sajo Gallego
I want to hold your hands, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes, talk about whatever… — Chris Kings
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad. — Kemis Khan
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman — Dodgeball
When you want to make her known as your girl she'll be gone, her hand won't be there to hold, her lips won't be there… — Maria Jose Ayala
When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as a joke. But, when your time is bad even your jokes are noticed as mistakes. — Pacifiersucker
Don't laugh at your jokes laugh at yourself. — Harry Lewis
I love you. I go weak when you touch me, I laugh at your jokes when they're not funny, and I take every chance I… — Saboundjian Mario

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