Your Hostages Quotes
- If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come on… — Jack Handey
- If your happiness depends on your children being happy, that makes them your hostages. So stay out of their business, stop using them for your… — Byron Katie
- What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough… — Chuck Palahniuk