Your Crotch Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused on your crotch while jabbering… — Anneli Rufus
• I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for… — Tom Colicchio
• What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
• Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
• There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is legal. — Christopher Abraham
• Best way to forget someone or something? slam your crotch into a tree. you'll be to worried about your crotch instead of missing someone. — Patience
• What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
• I wish I was really short, so I could hide under your legs, and bite your crotch when you piss me off. — Lindsey Correa
• So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Your Crotch Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Your Crotch Quotes as follows:

• 2 Your Crotch Quotes by Erica Jong
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Anneli Rufus
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Tom Colicchio
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Christopher Abraham
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Patience
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Lindsey Correa
• 1 Your Crotch Quote by Nikhil Saluja