Your Butt Quotes

35 quotes by 34 authors

There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
Till now I crawled up your butt somehow and that's when things got turned around I used to be alive Now I feel pathetic and… — Limp Bizkit
Follow your heart and your butt will folllow — Edward Mora
Take the stick out of your butt and have some fun! — Veronica0902
One thing I learned in college is that the coach decides who plays, and when he says to go in there, you play your butt… — Tom Brady
If you must smoke take your butt outside. — Richie
You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out. It's almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough… — Shakira
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Nate
Your Butt Should Have Lips Cause All You Do Is Talk Out Your Ass , — Raul Vasquez
Two things suck about becoming an adult male - paying taxes and getting a finger in your butt. — Guy Code
For me, the sun used to shine right out of your butt. Now, all I see when I look there is a moon. — Bird
A fart is a wish your butt make. — Nikhil Saluja
Wanna know something I don't like?? Little girls that have a wonderful home and a loving mother!! And they get EVERYTHING they ask for!!! But… — Alisha
People will stand in line to kick your butt when you do something wrong but when you do something right you cannot find a single… — David Eddins

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