Your Balls Quotes

25 quotes by 23 authors

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen
Where are your balls at? — Kobe Bryant
People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls. — Simone de Beauvoir
Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line. — Warren Gatland
Your mind, your heart, and your balls gotta be in one accord — Kimbo Slice
Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet… — George Harrison
Moscow was, as some said, the most beautiful mistress a man could ever want, but never cross her: like any good woman, she might just… — Marjorie M. Liu
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison
Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls. — Alice Cooper
You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls. — Robert Patrick
Check your balls before you step me! — Erdem Gezer
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! — Khloe Kardashian
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for… — RJ Berger
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. — Eric Cartman
Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :) — Miranda H
I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the… — Scary Movie
You've seen me in my worst all I ask you was to hold me in your arms but you turn your back on me... now… — Unknown Author
Men, if you keep having bad days you probably sit on your balls a lot — Felix J Hernandez

Who Wrote These Your Balls Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 25 Your Balls Quotes as follows: