Your Average Quotes

48 quotes by 43 authors

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. — Bob Dole
I just consider myself slightly left-of-center. I'm not your average bear. I - what's the word? I'm not - normal. — Eddie Van Halen
Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie. — David Icke
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin
I'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians. — John Mellencamp
Steve Jobs was rare: a C.E.O. who actually had a huge impact on his company's fortunes. Contrary to corporate mythology, most C.E.O.s could be easily… — James Surowiecki
Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running… — Hunter S. Thompson
I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12. — Shaun White
Repetition is sometimes the best way to deal with the Luideag: just keep saying the same thing over and over until she gets fed up… — Mira Grant
Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal as far as other witches are concerned. There's a conflict of dominant personalities. There's a… — Terry Pratchett
It is an old, old adage that if you want someone to do something, get them to believe it is their idea. Humanity is mind… — David Icke
She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again." "He's got a… — Maureen Johnson
As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision would reveal monsters hiding in the bedroom closet only if they were warm-blooded. But… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Emma and I had both died twice, and for me, that second one actually stuck. Now I was a "resurrected American," better known, in colloquial… — Rachel Vincent
I think your average fan probably just assumes that the same person directs every episode of their favorite series, week in and week out. — Michael Spiller
People ask why I always play crazy people and free spirits. I guess it is because I like to have fun. But I am more… — Lucy Punch
Traveling is definitely something that your average 17-year-old doesn't get to do. One week we're in Japan, one week we're in Australia, one week we're… — Solange Knowles
Almost all the fans I meet are pretty cool people. They're intelligent and tend to think about things a bit more than your average rock'n'roll… — Peter Buck
I made a decision not to work out because I'm lazy and also, the character is not a superhero. I didn't want him to be… — Wentworth Miller
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my dick… — DJ Quik

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