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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently… — Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? — Dave Barry
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. — Dave Barry
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt… — Dave Barry
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. — Lynda Barry
Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry
Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths. — Drew Barrymore
You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt the cards that… — Drew Barrymore
I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what made you into who you are in the end. — Drew Barrymore
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. — Drew Barrymore
At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothing in my life that is childish or whimsical.… — Drew Barrymore
It's the worst when you're kissing someone who's not a good kisser, and you're trying to make it look good, but you feel like you're… — Drew Barrymore
I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in… — Drew Barrymore
You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more things you love, the more you are interested in, the… — Ethel Barrymore
When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well,… — Ethel Barrymore
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. — John Barrymore
I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin… — John Adams
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of… — John Adams

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